So the notorious SUPERDELL of Totally Awesome Computers fame has announced his intention to run for Governor of Utah as a Libertarian. All I have to say is that this man, while obnoxious, has some of the most hilarious quotes I’ve ever read. So without further ado, I give to you the Dell Schanze Top Quotes of All Time:
“One thing is for sure, if I am elected, Utah will be one seriously fun place to live.”
“Wikipedia is run by terrorists.”
“It’s too bad that all of the media in Utah are liars and murderers, you just destroyed the greatest computer company of all time. We were the best in the world, the world champion. All this hatred was created by you. You’re basically angels of Satan. All I can say to the people in Utah is, please pray for all the news people.”
And my personal favorite:
“If I was a really bad guy do you think any of these news reporters would still be alive? Ask yourself that question. You know you all have the ability to repent because of the grace of God, but you are still alive to do it, because of the grace of SUPERDELL.” (Emphasis mine)
Ladies and Gentlemen, words fail me.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
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April 6th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
A local news-talk radio show had him on the air. I didn’t know anything about his political “ideas,” but just heart that he was running as a Libertarian. I got all excited and called in. I told Superdell that I do graphic design for my work, and I’d love to offer any services to his campaign for flyers or yard signs, simply to support the Libertarian movement. I hung up and continued listening to the segment in my car. The more I listened, the more I realized he was pretty much as far away from Libertarian as one can get without being a Communist. I withdrew my proposal.
The End