Greg Vandagriff

As some of you may have heard, the General was in critical condition earlier today, but has since recovered.

For those of you who are rather confused by this post, allow me to enlighten you: General Sherman is the name of my car. From the chipped white paint to the old-school tape player on the inside, my ‘95 Buick Lesabre is the automobile incarnation of the notorious “Burnin’ Sherman” of the Civil War. While I do not yet boast a union flag painted on the roof of the car, I am confident that it already looks ugly enough to compete with the General Lee of Dukes of Hazzard fame in the looks department.

Regardless of its appearance, the General got a pair of new tires, a new wheel bearing, and a much needed adjustment to his alignment. Total cost? $535.00

Well, there goes a hefty chunk of capital that could have been spent on, oh I don’t know… starting businesses.

I hate used cars.