Greg | 
04 20th, 2008| 
So I think I’ve come up with the next big thing: a cross between American Idol, Professional Sports, and a Dance Contest. This revolutionary new sport would be called VoteBall, as this descriptive title will help the less observant among us to understand what it’s all about…
Apr
12
So as I had written earlier, I was planning on living in student housing called “The Colony” this fall/winter semester rotation, in spite of the poor management, higher rent, and scarce living space. Well, I was willing to look past all that, willing to forgive them for their random and unannounced inspections of my apartment every two weeks the last time I lived there… but then they called me up a couple days ago and told me that they were “cancelling” my contract.
Apr
4
Whenever I’m in my car, I like to tune in the radio to my favorite hip-hop station, roll down my windows, and crank up the volume to maximum. That guy that you hate sitting next to at an intersection? Yeah, that’s me. I’m sure you’re thinking “Grow up Greg; honestly.” And you know what I have to say to you? “Shut up, because I’m saving lives.”
Mar
28
So the notorious SUPERDELL of Totally Awesome Computers fame has announced his intention to run for Governor of Utah as a Libertarian. All I have to say is that this man, while obnoxious, has some of the most hilarious quotes I’ve ever read. So without further ado, I give to you the Dell Schanze Top Quotes of All Time:
Mar
25
So I check my e-mail today and, lo and behold, there’s an invitation sitting there for my 5 year high school reunion at “The Halls of Thunder”, Timpview High School. Ahh, yes…. There’s nothing quite like a high school reunion to make you awkwardly self-conscious about how little you’ve accomplished with your life, eh? So I have to wonder, does anyone go to these things? Man, I don’t even know anybody from my high school class.
Mar
24
It isn’t any secret that the power of the internet is largely wasted on humanity’s collective lack of brain cells, but I am constantly reminded of this fact when I research keyword search volume and discover that an estimated 4,000 people search for “Free Online Ouija Board” every day, with another 2,000+ searching for “Virtual Ouija Boards” and of course, just over 1,000 people searching for “Scary Ouija Board Stories.”
Mar
23
As I was driving home from my regular Sunday dinner with the family, I nearly got in an auto accident due to a public display of cybernetic technology. I am, of course, referring to the phenomenon of girls with OVERSIZED sunglasses. Ladies, let me just be frank here: bigger is not better when it comes to sunglasses. Allow me to show you a few examples of otherwise attractive females that can easily be mistaken for CYBORG INVADERS due to their questionable choice in eye apparel.